We build and run the entire ad, funnel, and AI-intake system that fills your calendar with financially qualified patients — then hand you the machine to keep. Guaranteed, or your money back.
Limited number of clinics onboarded each month · 100% money-back guarantee
Most clinic owners are great clinicians and reluctant marketers. The growth ceiling isn't your medicine — it's everything that happens between "interested patient" and "booked, paid consult."
You boost a post or hire a cheap agency, money goes out, and you can't tell what actually produced a patient.
Leads come in, but nobody calls them back fast enough — and a patient who isn't reached in minutes books somewhere else.
Word of mouth is great until it's flat. You can't plan a second location on a pipeline you don't control.
Locked into retainers, no guarantee, no idea what's working, and nothing you actually own at the end.
More leads won't fix this. A system that captures, qualifies, and books the demand you already have — that's the fix.
We don't sell you "leads." We install the full machine that turns ad spend into booked, financially qualified consults — and then we hand it over.
We write, design, target, and manage your campaigns daily — built around financially qualified patients, not cheap clicks.
A conversion funnel with AI that follows up across call, SMS, and email in minutes — so no interested patient slips through.
We run it for 90 days, train your team, and document every SOP — then you own the entire machine outright.
If the system doesn't book you 30 financially qualified patient consultations in your first 30 days, we refund your full fee. No hoops, no "but actually." We only win when your calendar does.
The math is simple: on a $5,000/mo ad budget, hitting 30 consults means ~$167 per booked consult. For a cash-pay hormone or peptide patient worth thousands in lifetime value, that's not a stretch — it's a system working the way it should.
"I'm a Berkeley grad and former Microsoft product manager. I've spent my career building systems that turn marketing spend into predictable, qualified pipeline. Now I do one thing: install patient-acquisition systems for hormone and peptide clinics — and I put a money-back guarantee behind it because I'm confident in the system, not just hopeful about it."
The guarantee only works when we install it in the right practice. Here's who we take on — and who we pass on.
Takes about 60 seconds. If you're a fit, you'll be able to book a call right after.
Pick a time below and we'll map your patient-acquisition plan on the call.
We'll review your current patient flow, find the biggest leak, and show you exactly how the system would book your first 30 consults.